*Introducing Hive* “This is my ex-boyfriend.”

*Whispering* “I told you to stop calling me that!”

*Louder* “I’m his husband.”

“Aww, aren’t you just the sweetest, cutest boyfriend in the world?”

“You want something. What do you want?”

“Can Griff come over for a mommy-son sleepover?”

“Again?”

“Pleaseeeeeee?”

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“Celly. Hero loves you.”

“So I’ve heard.”

“So… will you go ou’ with him?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Please Cellyyyyy!”

“I’m sorry, Apex, but no.”

“You don’ un’erstand wha’ you’e doin’!”

“I’m saying no to going out with the guy who has a huge, slightly creepy crush on me.”

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“So now I’m supposed to do anything Ocellus does? What if she jumped off a cliff?” 

“If Ocellus jumped off a cliff, she would have done her research regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Ocellus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”

“Tell me everything you know about The Fang Gang member Hiv-”

“Princess, no!”

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